Why
choose me?

Open-minded
I am attracted to people of all genders, colours, cultures, ages (18+) as well as bodytypes and disabilities.
I find if I like someone as a person I also enjoy how they look as it is the image I associate with all the other good things.
I'm excited to explore fetishes and fantasies that aren't harmful or illegal.

Experienced
With over a decade of experience in the industry as well additional life experience... I know what I am doing.
If you are hiring a professional for the job, you want the expertise that only time and practice can bring - even if it is a blow-job or a gum job.
I have had training in a wide range of skills relevant to specific kinks. I have also done training with Touching Base for working with people with disabilities.

Naturally Curious
I love to learn about people and what makes them tick.
I enjoy getting to know people and sharing stories and experiences.
I love understanding people kinks and specific good buttons physically and psychologically. I enjoy figuring out the puzzle that each person is when it comes to what they want, need, and enjoy.
Services
What I could do with you...
I can provide a range of styles services to suit your tastes. Classically I am a healthy mix of Girlfriend and Porn Style, I like kissing, cuddling and touching whilst chatting and getting to know someone, then getting more hot and heavy and things progress. I find that moving along at a slightly more natural pace makes exploring each other all the more genuine and enjoyable. Each person has their own vibe and it can take more than 5 minutes to find the best rhythm for both of us. That said, if you want to just bang from the get go I’m cool with that too.
Being genuinely pansexual (bisexual+) I also enjoy spending time with ladies or couples. I completely service both males and females, or any combination. Doubles and swinging with either another female or a male can be arranged on request.
Please rest assured all information on this website is 100% genuine.
Everything I say I offer, I do deliver. I have many couples call me
concerned that they have seen other operators who did not live up to
their promises.
This is NOT the case with me. I do not mislead others
and waste their time and I expect the same respect in turn.
I am available to attend swingers clubs and parties with my clients, I am as interactive as the client wishes me to be.
My standard service can be a very passionate porn style service, or gentle and teasing.
Showering and pre and post shower chatting is additional to your booked time, I will not make you feel hurried. Unless you are on a tight schedule, session may take an hour or more on top of your booked time.
I do not place limitations on the number of climaxes my clients may experience in their time with me, the more the better!

Full Service
I offer full service as standard, touching everywhere, oral sex and protected intercourse.
We can do any positions we can comfortably manage and see what works best for how we fit together.

Massage
Full body, back, scalp, feet I don't mind. I am strong and skilled and I will work out the tension with a deep massage or just gently if you prefer to just relax.

Kissing
I'm happy to kiss you, and you to kiss me as well. Lips, other lips,and anywhere that takes our fancy really.

Joint Shower
I will arrive pre-showered - which ideally you will too. But we can jump in shower before to freshen up together, or just keep going in the shower... or just relax together afterwards and let me scrub you clean then pamper you by toweling you dry after.

Toys
I have a selection of toys suitable for use on me or on you. I can put on a show for you using toys on myself - you can even control some via a phone app! You can get more hands on with them - or I can explore your body's reactions to varied stimulation.

Deep French Kissing
If you have suitable oral hygiene we can enjoy more passionate deep kissing. Tongues are wonderful for exploring each other. We can start with mouths and then find other sensitive areas on each other.

Handjob
Maybe one hand, maybe two. Lube or spit or some combination. I've got this cool swirly motion i like to do with my wrist in rhythm with stroking...

Cuddling
I like to get up close and personal. Snuggling and just being physically close to each other. A bit before we get more hot - and plenty after as we relax.

Dirty Talk
I can whisper sweet nothings... well maybe not that but I can tell you about the stream of dirty thoughts that runs through my head when I get excited. If you are a bit creative I am happy to role play with you as well.

Fingering
Like warm apple pie..... please make sure you nails are trimmed and filed - no sharp bits please! I will help you find my most effective areas if you enjoy using you hands to please.

Body Slide
Let me use you as a human slip n slide. Oil or gel as you prefer.
I can work my body up and down and all over you. Back or maybe more the front and slide down and use my breasts on you, combined with a handjob or oral on you as well. I am quite nimble and flexible.

Wrestling
I enjoy play wrestling, a combination of very sensual and some rough n tumble. I like to think I can be challenging to most people. I don't stay pinned easily and my flexibility may surprise you just when you think you've got me pinned well enough.

Blowjob
I pride myself on my ability to suck long, hard and well. I love watching your reactions as I swirl my tongue, head and one hand on your shaft and another on your balls.
I've been told I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
I enjoy causing peoples legs to quiver and feel like jelly afterwards.

Gumjob
Like a blowjob, but teeth-free. Health issues led to me making the choice to go the removable route a bit younger in life than i expected.
So I now have an extra special experience to offer you.
I have been told it feels just that bit more intense and I have a greater freedom of motion not having to keep chompers out the way.

CIM
There are many choices of where you could finish - but mouth always seems to be a favoured option.
Maybe combined with a facial if your aim is a bit off... hehe

Swallow
Why stop right at the best bit? I will drain you fully. Fresh is best - so it is better if you haven't ween saving it up all week. I am happy to snowball/kiss you with it if you are into that - else ill keep it all for myself.

DATY
It stands for dining at the Y - a euphemism for cunnilingus - but easier to spell.
I will guide you to how it works best on me if you enjoy using your mouth to make a women writhe and moan.

Golden Showers
Some people count squirting in this category - and that can happen with some skilled hands or toys.
or
You pick a place and ill go on you... I am open to being on the receiving end from my neck down.

Kinks
I am open to a fair variety of kinks between consenting adults. If it doesn't hurt me, pose too much of a health risk or is likely to get me arrested I may well be up for it.
I have had a wide range of experiences and have some specialist skills and some of my own weird interests.
Some extra charges may apply for shorter bookings that involve more setup or clean up.

Pegging
It could be under toys - but its a special type of toy. I am more comfortable with a strapless strap on. I slide it into me an grip it tight before sliding into you.
I will warm you up with my gloved hands or a smaller toy first if needed

Tickling
I enjoy tickling others, and I am very ticklish myself. I can't say than I enjoy being tickled - but it is very effective at arousing me.
I will squeal, squirm and try to wriggle away - might need to combine it with the wrestling if you want to keep at it 🙂

Photos
I am comfortable with photos being taken during a session for your own personal use. or if you find a particularly hot view maybe you'll send it to me and I will post it if I am the only one in shot or you approve otherwise.
You may not share photos of me without my written permission.

Video
If a picture tells 1000 words then what does 60 pictures a second tell? Presumably the whole story in graphic detail ....
As with photos you may not share video of me without permission - but if I am the only one in shot or you like to show off I may like to post them somewhere....

Something Else?
I may need to draw more of these icons... but if you have something else in mind I haven't covered - ask me. I don't bite unless asked very nicely - or maybe if you are rude or overly graphic on your first enquiry.
Even more words
about me......
I’m in my early 40s now.. and slight midlife crisis … so I’m back to old tricks (so to speak) and I have an urge to travel.
I’m female, I’m pansexual and polyamorous and a bit neurospicy.
My hair is currently dyed red (not fire-engine red), it’s curly and shoulder length. I’m curvy woman with bit bigger than a D cup bust.
I have big blue eyes, full lips, pale skin, some freckles.
I have several large coloured tattoos (almost no black), all of which are on my back and I have a piercing in my lip ( face lip not the below waist ones). I wear simple piercing jewellery, and have suitable outfits which cover my tattoos so I can be taken out on the town with out attracting undue attention – unless of course your seeking that 🙂
I have experience in business and occupations across various sectors as well as university study. I have always been a high achieving student and enjoy having intelligent conversation on almost any topic. I have had a huge amount of life experience. I can easily relate to people of all ages and walks of life – I’m a been there, seen that, kind of person and very easy going. I can have a dry, sarcastic, smutty sense of humour but I am known to burst into girlish giggles to some of the simplest clean jokes. I am a bit quirky sometimes bordering on eccentric and I often spout off lines from movies in some sort of attempt at being comedic. I love live music and have travelled all over the country to see my favourite bands. I also love art (I draw, paint, sculpt, sew and do crafty things), dancing, Minecraft and reading chemistry and biology text books – I am a bit of a nerd.

Get inside my head..
and I'll get in yours.
I am very open and honest, and have a tendency to be fairly blunt. I don’t do secrets so you can ask me pretty much anything you like, but be warned I will answer it straight up and honestly – so don’t ask anything you don’t want to know – as I take no responsibility of your reaction to my answer.
I enjoy the time i spend with my clients, I am not forced into this industry by any circumstances. I choose to spend time doing this, discovering new things about myself and exploring the many intimate possibilities.
Personally, whilst sex is the “central” part of a session, I don’t find it is the most important. To me the connection with another person, conversations, contact and non verbal communication are all the more important. I believe in making experiences very personal and real not distant and purely physical as it is all the more fulfilling than just getting your rocks off by friction. I tend to spend much extra time just chatting with my clients beyond the set booking time, quite often it my clients who have to leave for some other appointment, or if its late at night I have to get kicked out so they can get some sleep for the next day of work.
I have a long term partner and I take very good care of my health. I am regularly tested and visually check clients for the protection of my health, my partners and my other clients.




FAQ
About me
Nope, I trim the edges so it isn’t sprawling everywhere but I have a little bush. You can see it in my photos.
Oh yeh I have sh*tloads. I post them on my various socials and places I post fetish content. You may not like how dirty I get in them though.
Yup for the most part – I decided to battle with wordpress this time instead of build from scratch. Remind me to put up archived versions of old sites if you read this.
TBH I got a bit boring with age – well relative to how I used to be anyways. You can find me on my phone most of the time, either listening to music matching little 3d things or maybe playing minecraft.
I like discussing life, philosophy, telling dirty jokes and just hanging about having a good chat.
I have older blog entries on these I will get to digging out – remind me 😉
It is right down the bottom of the page – just keep scrolling – if people haven’t actually looked at my site and scrolled down a bit -I don’t feel they should be calling me. This FAQ entry is like a second chance I guess. At least you are reading some of my site.
I’m the only person who will answer my phone, but I will not answer calls at random times due to my home life. Please send me a text message first introducing yourself and whatnot – then we can arrange to have a phonecall chat at a time that suits us both.
Actually I have a husband. We live together, we’ve been together for over 15 years, he knows well what I do and is very supportive. I am very honest and don’t hide things from him or anyone else.
I am also polyamorous so depending on how my adventures are going otherwise I may also have a number of other more on going or casual relationships also.
I am used to talking freely about my life and all those people in it, I am an open book. If you would like the exclusivity/monogamy role play please inform me when making a booking and I will refrain from speaking openly of my life.
Services, Service Length and Availability
Nope sorry, I cannot offer incalls at this time, and even when I did all services are strictly by appointment.
It varies – but middle of the day most days, and from mid evening onward. I have school run to do most days – so I need to be around for those times unless arranged especially well ahead of time.
I am not currently offering incalls. I can join you at a hotel/motel or your home if suitable.
Generally no. 1 hour is my minimum booking time. You can kick me out earlier if you want to – but it will not change the price.
Thank you for your concern but I don’t have an orgasm shortage. I’m taken care of at home and by full fee paying clients. I don’t offer a cash off if I cum scheme.
People who work in entertainment venues do not get their wages docked if they enjoy the show.
Would you bring along the extra cash and pay more if I think you are a totally dud root? I find arrogant, “up-yerself” and disrespectful attitudes a total turn off – you could be up for almost twice the rate it started at!
I have a younger husband, some young friends and a fine selection of virile young men as regular paying clients – I’m not short on youthful action. That said older guys are usually better in bed because they have realised sex is not just about their penis. Young guys can be just as good with some good training. So I think I’ve got that all covered.
Yes! I do special prices on various service offerings. Check my Latest news at bottom of the page or my socials.
There is a new and to be longstanding promotion for a 5% discount if you speak some coherent Welsh to me.
The published discounts in the various places are all that is currently on offer.
Natural Services
Only oral sex – giving or receiving.
You need to be well cleaned, and if you have a foreskin it needs to be fully retractable and cleaned underneath.
Sure can.
Yep.
No, not under any likely circumstances. I won’t even consider it for less than $1M, even then I’d probably still say no, unless you have an STI screen I put you in a cage for 6 months and test you again – then maybe.
Fantasies and Specialities
Oh no I work in SI units, imperial measurements were phased out in Australia between 1970 and 1988.
It is an example of how I will respond if you keep asking inappropriate or general trivia questions and not in a respectful way. I do become a smart arse. This was not the first section of similar questions from this particular individual.
Oh yes, quite a collection! Please let me know when booking what kind of items you require! I have recently been adding rechargeable app controlled toys to my collection – I had trouble keeping enough batteries in the house before. I typically bring 2 or 3 different sized vibrators, a blind fold and some other variety of adult knick knacks.
Yep. But you cannot share it with others without my written permission.
If you get some good shots of just me in the shot or you are willing to share images with parts of you in them – then I may like to be able to share/publish them.
Food sex is involving some culinary delights to the experience. Could be a simple as some whipped cream or chocolate body paint or covering each other head to toe in custard! If your are really keen you could set up a jelly filled kiddie pool in your lounge room and i’ll come jelly wrestle with you or your wife or you could book one of my friends to join us as well!
Couples Service
Not at all. I am very friendly and understanding , we were all new at things once! I am patient and we can take things as slow as you want so you are comfortable. We can have some social drinks first, play strip poker, watch some porn, or play some adult or electronic board or card games to get things moving and calm the nerves.
You may find it better for a longer booking so you don’t feel rushed. For ladies whose first time it is with other woman, I usually start with a relaxing therapeutic massage that gradually gets hotter and naughtier. The trick when your nervous is to get hornier than you are nervous and let the lust take over. Plenty of shy first timer women have ended up directing the show, saying what she wants to see who do to whom and in what way! I certainly don’t mind being dominated by a horny woman and I have never heard her partner complain either.
Health, Security and Drugs
Travelling
About You
Don’t send me genital pictures, of yours or otherwise. I don’t offer an appraisals service, I am not very impressed, and it’s kinda rude exposing yourself to a stranger without asking them first. Also I find virtually shoving your cock in my face, kinda rude, and I’m likely to think less of you for it.
This might seem odd, but I generally don’t care much for the look of genitals. If you are lucky they should be the least attractive thing about you. I’d much rather see your face. To me genitals are the tools I use through which I can provide joy and pleasure. Why look at the car keys, when you want to drive the whole car? Why would I be interested in the pen, I am interested in what you can write with it. Please note this does not mean send me a video of you wanking either.
Testimonials
What People Say?
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She will not be everyone's cup of tea, but if you want to see a lady who is genuinely interested in making sure that you will enjoy yourself, then Melanie is the girl for you.
12234
Posted on PunterPlanet, 11 October 2011
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I would recommend nothing short of two hours if you want to experience the real sensualty she exhudes when she is with you. Would I see her again,then the answer is simply yes
Brok-her
Posted on PunterPlanet, 11 October 2010
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She is a wonderfully cuddly lady, just as she describes herself on her site. And she is really into sex, just as princely described, and it's not vanilla, it's a really full on experience.
Triton
Posted on Sensual Downunder, 12 September 2005
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So the “second cuming” was a lot quicker, and even more dramatic. Soon my fingers were swimming in a sea of salty girl-cum, and I could see why she had organised for a towel to be on the bed.
jayc
Posted on Sensual Downunder, 16 September 2005
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Where’s Mel? I say to myself. Oh!…..Oh! she’s down there! So that ‘s what that unbelievable feeling is? I’ve had some head jobs before but this one is out of this world. A technique that you don’t come across every day. Yeeeeow!
Princely
Posted on Sensual Downunder, 7 October 2005
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Mel’s website describes her accurately except I didn’t expect her to be so warm and friendly. Mel has a wonderful welcoming attitude, a lovely face with kissable lips, great firm tits, tight pussy with good muscle control and she has great oral skills during and after her services.
ColCol2
Posted on Sensual Downunder, 12 October 2005
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I arched in an exquisite orgasm unlike anything I’d ever had. As I opened my eyes, there was Mel gazing straight into my face with that crooked little grin. I was in heaven.
fralicka
Posted on Sensual Downunder, 8 November 2005
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She's sexy, funny and really gets into participation. From massage, to blow jobs to full facials and slippery ficking - she's full on and fucking amazing.
movieguy
Posted on Female Escorts Directory, 28 December 2005
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The experience for me was very much a mixture of the cute GFE with at moments the full on PSE and intense at times. Certainly if you treat her right and relax and enjoy, to see her in an orgasmic state is a sight to behold.
johnnybgoode39
Posted on FIA - Fun in Australia, 11 Jan 2006
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What I specifically loved is how well she role-plays, how quickly and how well she adapted to my fancies, and I would like to emphasize something ; she is GENUINELY welcoming and warm and giving... If Melanie were a hotel, she'd be the Ritz. Much less stuffy though ;=)
Parisan69
via email, 28 January 2006
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the images on her website are accurate, but in person the experience is much greater. the way she stares at you with her beautiful eyes while giving you bj. those amazing breasts and her soft pale skin.
Bigdave79
Posted on FIA - Fun in Australia, 5 February 2006
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The scene ended with my first load all over her face and hair. I used my finger to scoop it up and feed some of it to her. She sucked me clean
drjimmy
via email, 4 March 2007
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I wont go into the explicit details except to say that our time together was light-hearted and fun in nature which was exactly what I had wanted from our time together.One thing that I had noticed is that this woman can go from GFE to PSE in the blink of an eye and back again,which I found highly enjoyable.
Bogan
Posted on FIA - Fun in Australia, 28 April 2006
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Everything promised on the website came true!!!
Wonny
Posted on FIA - Fun in Australia, 24 April 2007
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She is service oriented. Once she knew I was genuine over the phone she asked me exactly what I wanted and did she ever supply it!
Jack Kerouac
Posted on myhooker.info, 18 May 2007
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A voluptuously shapely gothic looking girl who is definitely not a glam but provides great honest and some hard to get services. (Have to see her site and ask her for details). Friendly and an easy relaxing time.Great fun. Her web-stie tells it as it is and shows her as she really is. Refreshing really!
lemmid
Posted on FIA - Fun in Australia, 14 June 2007
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Very intelligent, fascinating conversationalist, genuinely erotic, great imagination and into lots of different kinky stuff- golden showers, foot fetish, rimming, light B&D etc. Very obliging and doesnt make you feel weird by asking for such things, passionate and obviously enjoys her work.
Anonymous
Posted on myhooker.info by staff, 25 June 2007
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For my first time with another woman, you made me feel relaxed, even though I was so nervous and unsure about what would happen and how I would feel about the experience.
Sue
via email, 4 September 2007
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I was nervous when i first walked into her place,but she made me feel so at ease straight away,by offering me a drink,and indulging me in conversation,which i have to say she is very good,and you lose your nerves very quickly.
tooezy
Posted on FIA - Fun in Australia, 20 February 2008
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I was pampered to one of the best Massages I have ever had, Melanie all the time prompting me to let her know what I wanted as I think she could tell I was still a bit nervous. Once she was into it though I could not have been happier
leftorius
Posted on FIA - Fun in Australia, 15 November 2008
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The look that she gives you when shes giving you some of her phenomenal oral will just make you melt.... She gives a great massage, And has a very very very nice pair of big boobs, very fun when they are oiled up and sliding all over your body.
eggshen
Posted on FIA - Fun in Australia, 27 November 2008
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She is as everybody has described. Wonderfull and funny. Opinionated. Great body washer and just a great fun time girl to be with. Oh and the Sex was great as well.
davidandrewirvine
Posted on FIA - Fun in Australia, 22 Noveber 2008
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All in all, a session with Mel is characterised by both your pleasure mattering to her and her seeking - and usually succeeding - to genuinely enjoy herself. She is completely generous with time as has often been said before, and offered great rates too.
Gauge
Posted on FIA - Fun in Australia, 3rd January 2009
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I thought you were awesome from head to toe and everywhere in between.
Will_Syd
direct feedback, via email
Booking Options
Pricing
$400
PER HOUR
Standard
- Full Service
- All offered extras included
- Outcall Only
$1200
SUPPER TIL SUNRISE
Limited Time Offer
- Full Service
- All offered extras included
- 9pm until sunrise
- Outcall Only
- 48hrs notice
- Special Prepaid Price
$900
3 HOURS
Indulgence
- Full Service
- All offered extras included
- Outcall Only
- 48 hrs notice
Long travel distance or special fetishes requiring additional preparation, consumables or clean up may attract an additional charge.